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My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me



Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite musical

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Random fact about you


reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM

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"I made you a bracelet that says Mack-attack, do you want it now?" +

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i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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the teen wolf cast reads fanfictions

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celebrities that get more shit than they should:

  • nicki minaj
  • ke$ha
  • miley cyrus
  • lorde
  • lindsay lohan
  • taylor swift

celebrities that don’t get enough shit:

  • justin bieber
  • nash grier
  • justin bieber
  • robin thicke

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baby: i- i-i-i- i-
mother: i love you? are you trying to say i love you??
baby: i-i *bursts into song* it is time for us all to decide who we are do we fight for the right to a night at the opera now have you asked of yourselves whats the price you might pay is this simply a game for a rich young boy to play the colors of the world are changing day by day. RED the blood of angry men BLACK the dark of ages past



Nothing compares to the feeling you get when you start singing a duet and your friend joins in and sings the other part

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